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在拿波里 In Napoli
爱才是至高无尚 Where love is king
当男人与女人相遇时 When boy meets girl
他们会说 Here's what they say
当月光照到你的眼睛时 When the moon hits your eye
像个大披萨 Like a big pizza pie
这就是爱 That's amore
整个世界发亮到 像你喝醉时一样 When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
钟声便会处处响 Bells will ring Ting-a-ling-a-ling
而你会高唱维塔贝拉 Then you'll sing "Vita bella"
心里欢欣的 Hearts will play Tippy-tippy-tay
如小鹿乱撞 Like a gay tarantella.
当星辰让你如吃 意大利面般的流口水 When the stars make you drool Just like pasta fazool
当你飘在白云上 从街上飞舞而过 When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
你就在恋爱了 You're in love
当你在梦中漫步 When you walk in a dream
但你确定你不是在做梦 先生 But you know you're not dreaming, signore
对不起 但在老拿波里 Scusa me, but you see back in old Napoli
这就是爱 That's amore
幸运的人 Lucky fella
他看起来很安详 He looks great.
艾尔康地真是个天才 That AI Conti is a genius.
我是个天才 I am a genius.
如果你是天才 为什么你无法整理好你的收据？ If you're such a genius, how come you can't keep track of your receipts?
乱糟糟的一堆 我怎么帮你填报所得税？ Al, how am I supposed to do your income tax with this mess here?
数字，税，收据… Numbers, taxes, receipts--
我会把它们弄得更漂亮点 I make them look better than they did in real life.
我是个艺术天才 I'm an artistic genius.
那你的领带上 为什么会有奶油？ Then how come you got butter on your tie?
你知道吗？我跟你说： 你煮的咖啡很好喝 Give it here. God.
你人虽邋蹋 但咖啡倒煮得不错 You know what? I give you this. You make good coffee.
红玫瑰 You're a slob, but you make good coffee.
非常浪漫 Red roses.
送这种花的人是个行家 Very romantic.
送花的人把大把的钞票花在 The guy that sends these really knows what he's doing.
最后会丢到 垃圾桶里的花上面 The guy who sends those spends a lot of money...
我很高兴 还好大家不像你，洛莉塔 on something that ends up in the garbage.
-否则我就要失业了 -你胡说什么？我喜欢花啊 I'm glad everybody ain't like you, Loretta.
谢谢你，卡迈 - I'd be out of business. - What are you talking? I love flowers.
悌西诺餐厅 Thanks, Carmine.
-你准备好了吗？ -波波，你好吗？ - Are you ready? - Hello, Bobo. How are you tonight?
-很好，强尼先生 -两份沙拉 - Very good, Mr. Johnny. - We'll both have the Ticino salad.
-我要鱼排特餐 -很好 - And I'll have special fish. - Good.
别点鱼，今晚的鱼很油腻 搭飞机前别吃这种食物 You don't want the fish. It's the oily fish tonight. Not before the plane ride.
你也许对 Maybe you're right.
我们要厚意大利面 We'll have the manicotti.
可以先垫垫你的肚子 That will be a base for your stomach.
你要是吃油腻的鱼排 再去搭飞机 You eat that oily fish, you go up in the air...
在往西西里的途中 你的脸会发青，手心会冒汗 halfway to Sicily you'll be green and your hands will be sweating.
你真会照顾我 You look after me.
-你生气了 -我烦透了 - You're getting very upset. - I'm bored with this.
-我不懂 -别坏了今晚的气氛 - I don't understand. - Don't ruin the whole evening.
-派翠西亚，别走 -你以为我是个会说话的洋娃娃？ - Patricia, please don't leave. - Do you think I'm a talking doll?
我只是建议你该如何 I was just making a point about the way you said...
-表达你的希望 -你去死吧，教授！ -the way you stated your aspirations. -You can kiss my aspirations, Professor!
很聪明 聪明极了 Very clever. The height of cleverness.
服务生 Waiter.
-需要什么？ -把她的晚餐 - Yes? - Would you do away with her dinner...
和任何她留下的痕迹都处理掉 再给我一杯大伏特加 and any evidence of her, and bring me a big glass of vodka.
当然 But absolutely.
无法掌控自己女人的男人 实在可笑 A man who can't control his woman is funny.
-对他来说她太年轻了 -怎么了？波叔叔 - She was too young for him. - What's the matter, Uncle Bobo?
强尼先生今晚要去求婚 Tonight Mr. Johnny's going to propose marriage.
-你怎么知道？ -他跟我一起安排的 - How do you know that? - He arranged it with me.
他要求婚的时候，他会招手 然后我会把香槟端上去 When he asks her, he's gonna wave. Then I serve the champagne.
20年来的一个好的 单身的老主顾 Good bachelor customer for 20 years.
-你好吗？ -很好，我们结帐 - How's things? - Fine, Bobo. We'll have the check.
不，我… No, l--
-我想看甜点车 -很好 - I want to see the dessert cart. - Very good.
-你从不吃甜点的 -“从不”意味着时间很久了 - You never have dessert. - Never is a long time.
怎么了？ What's the matter with you?
有时候我的头皮的 血液循环不好 My scalp is not getting enough blood sometimes.
-来点甜点吧 -我不该 - Have some dessert. - I shouldn't.
-你愿意嫁给我吗？ -什么？ - Will you marry me? - What?
你愿意嫁给我吗？ - Will you marry me?
-波波，把车推走 -很好 - Bobo, take the cart away. - Very good, Miss Loretta.
-你在跟我求婚吗？ -对 - Are you proposing marriage to me? - Yes.
你知道我已婚 而且我丈夫死了 All right, you know I was married and that my husband died...
但你不知道 我们俩的霉运 but what you don't know is I think he and I had bad luck.
-什么意思？ -我们是在市政府大厅结婚 - What do you mean? - We got married at City Hall.
-整个婚姻因此染上霉运 -我不懂 -It gave bad luck to the whole marriage. -I don't understand.
我们没有正确的开始 Right from the start, we didn't do it right.
-你能跪下吗？ -在地上吗？ - Could you kneel down? - On the floor?
对 Yeah.
-这是很好的西装 -我知道 - This is a good suit. - I know that.
我帮你挑的 有两条相配的裤子 I helped you pick it out. It came with two pairs of pants.
求个好彩头，男人跟女人 求婚时应该跪下的 It's for luck. A man proposes marriage to a woman, he should kneel down.
她让他跪在地上 那套西装毁了 She's got him on his knees. He's ruining his suit.
那个人在祷告吗？ Is that man praying?
-所以… -戒指呢？ - So-- - Where's the ring?
戒指 The ring.
戒指，对 A ring. That's right.
如果我是你 我会买戒指的 I would have sprung for the ring if it was me.
-用你尾戒 -我喜欢这个戒指 - You can use your pinkie ring. - I like this ring.
你求婚的时候 该拿出订婚戒指 You propose marriage to a woman, you should offer her an engagement ring.
洛莉塔 Loretta Castorini Clark...
在众目暌暌下 我跪下来 on my knees, in front of all these people...
你愿意嫁给我吗？ will you marry me?
我愿意，强尼 Yes, John Anthony Cammareri.
我愿意嫁给你 成为你的妻子 I will marry you. I will be your wife.
-结帐！ -马上，强尼先生 - The check! - Right away, Mr. Johnny.
婚礼怎么办？ What about the wedding?
我妈快死了 My mother is dying.
她死后 我再回来，然后我们结婚 When she's dead, I'll come back and we'll get married.
她还有多久会死？ How near death is she?
一、二个星期 A week. Two weeks.
-不会再多了 -我们先订个日子，一个月行吗？ - No more. - Let's set a date. How about a month?
一定要这么肯定吗？ Must it be so definite?
我不能回来的时候 再娶你吗？ Can we just say we'll be married when I get back?
在哪儿？ 市政府大厅？不行 Where? At the City Hall? No.
我妈快死了 My mother is dying.
我要有个全套的婚礼 不然我们会走霉运 I want a whole wedding or we'll have bad luck.
全套婚礼要预先计划 得先订日子 For a whole wedding to be planned, you gotta set a date.
好，一个月 All right. A month.
-一个月后的今天 -一个月 - A month from today. - In a month.
从今天开始，我会把事情安排好 - From today. - I'll take care of the whole thing.
你只要人来就行了 All you gotta do is show up.
来吧 Come on.
-到的时候打电话给我 -我会从妈那儿打给你 - Call me when you get in. - I'll call you from Mama's house.
你让我很快乐 You make me very happy.
关于这个婚礼 我还需要你做一件事 There's one thing about this wedding I want you to do.
我要你打这个电话 I want you to call this number.
这是公司电话 你找龙尼 It's a business number. You ask for Ronny.
-邀请他来参加婚礼 -他是谁？ - Invite him to the wedding. - Who is it?
-是我弟弟 -你有弟弟？ - It's my younger brother. - You got a brother?
我们有五年都没说过话了 We haven't spoken in five years.
有些过节 There was some bad blood.
我要你打电话给他 邀请他来参加婚礼 I want you to call him and invite him to the wedding.
-你愿意吗？ -没问题 - Will you do it? - Sure.
604号班机 飞往罗马 International Flight 604 for Rome...
同时要转往巴勒摩的旅客 请在43号门登机 with connections to Palermo is now boarding at Gate 43.
我得走了 I gotta go.
你拿了票吗？ You got your ticket?
给你的： 口香糖和咳嗽药 Here, I got you these: gum and cough drops.
-嚼口香糖不会耳鸣 -好 - Gum opens your ears when you chew it. - Yeah.
我得走了 I gotta go.
最后一次召集 604班机… This is the last call for lnternational Flight 604 for Rome.
-你送人的在那班飞机吗？ -是的，我的未婚夫 - You have someone on that plane? - Yeah, my fiance.
我诅咒那部飞机 我姐姐在上面 I put a curse on that plane. My sister is on that plane.
我诅咒那班飞机会爆炸 I put a curse on that plane that it's gonna explode...
会起火，然后掉到海里 burn on fire and fall into the sea.
五十年前 她抢走了我的男人 Fifty years ago, she stole a man from me.
今天她跟我说 她没爱过他 Today she tells me that she never loved him...
她抢他 只是为了证明她比我强 that she took him to be strong on me.
现在她回西西里 Now she's going back to Sicily.
我诅咒她沉到大西洋底去！ I cursed her that the green Atlantic water should swallow her up!
我不相信诅咒 I don't believe in curses.
我也不相信 Neither do l.
-是强尼先生的，对吗？ -是的 - Mr. Johnny's, right? - Yeah.
晚安 钥匙在里面 Good night. The key's in it.
我听过这首歌 I've heard that song before.
你胡说什么？ 我看到你看她的样子 What are you talking about? I've seen the way you look at her.
-不太对劲 -我是怎么看的？ - It isn't right. - How do I look at her?
-需要什么？ -一瓶香槟 - Can I help you? - A spumante.
-我怎么看她的？ -像只狼 - So how do I look at her? - Like a wolf.
你这辈子根本没见过狼 十一块九毛九 Never seen a wolf in your life. That's $11.99.
我看到我见过的 每个人的内心都是狼 I seen the wolf in everybody I ever met...
你内心也是 and I see a wolf in you.
二十元 谢谢 That makes 20. Thanks.
-晚安 -晚安 - Have a nice night. - You too.
-你知道我怎么看你的吗？ -怎么看的？ - You know what I see in you? - What?
-我娶的女孩 -少来了！ - The girl I married. - Come on.
晚安 Good night.
各位好 Hi, guys.
甜心们，你们好吗？ 猜我今天碰到什么事？ Sweethearts, how are you? Guess what happened to me today.
我要等多久？ Hey, how long must I wait?
过来！ Come here!
-嗨，爸 -嗨 - Hi, Pop. - Hi.
-妈在哪儿？ -床上 - Where's Ma? - In bed.
-你没睡？ -我不能再睡了 - You're not sleeping? - I can't sleep anymore.
睡得跟死人没两样 It's too much like death.
爸，我有个消息 Pop, I got news.
好 All right.
我们到厨房去 - Let's go into the kitchen. - Once again I start to pray
希望是他 Let it please be him
老天 一定是他 Oh, dear God, it must be him
不然我就死了 It must be him
不然我就死了 Or I shall die
你看起来很累 You look tired, Pop.
你有什么消息？ What's your news?
我要结婚了 I'm getting married.
-又要结婚了？ -对 - Again? - Yeah.
你以前结过一次婚 但不成功 You did this once before. It didn't work out.
-我丈夫死了 -怎么死的 - The guy died. - What killed him?
-被公共汽车撞死的 -不，是霉运 - He got hit by a bus. - No. Bad luck.
你妈和我结婚了52年 没人死掉 Your mother and I were married 52 years. Nobody died.
你才结婚两年 就有人死 You were married two years, somebody's dead.
别再结婚了 没有用的 Don't get married again. It don't work out for you.
-那个人是谁？ -强尼 - Who's the man? - Johnny Cammareri.
他像个大男孩 怎么不是他来告诉我？ He's a big baby. And why isn't he here telling me this?
他飞到西西里 他母亲快死了 He's flying to Sicily. His mother is dying.
霉运又来了，我不喜欢 他的长相，我不喜欢他的嘴 More bad luck. I don't like his face. I don't like his lips.
他笑的时候我看不见他的牙齿 他想隐瞒什么吗？ When he smiles, I can't see his teeth. What is he hiding?
-什么时候结婚？ -一个月后 - When are you gonna do it? - In a month.
-我不会去 -你要送我出嫁的 - I won't come. - You gotta give me away.
-我上次也没送你 -所以我倒霉 - I didn't give you away the first time. - And I had bad luck!
也许你送我出嫁 Maybe if you gave me away...
而且我穿着婚纱在教堂结婚 and I got married in a church in a wedding dress...
而不是在都是陌生人的市政府 instead of down at the City Hall with strangers outside the door...
也许我就不会这么倒霉 then maybe I wouldn't have had the bad luck I had.
也许 Maybe.
我上次没有请客 没有结婚蛋糕，什么都没有 I had no reception, no wedding cake, no nothing.
强尼跪下来 在提季诺饭店跟我求婚 Johnny got down on his knees and proposed to me at the Grand Ticino.
-真的吗？ -真的 - He did? - Yeah.
-听起来不像是他 -真的 - That don't sound like Johnny. - Well--
-戒指呢？ -这里 - Where's the ring? - Here.
看起来很呆 这是男人的尾戒 It looks stupid. It's a pinky ring.
-是男人的戒指 -只是暂时的！ - It's a man's ring. - It's temporary!
都是暂时的 这不是理由！ Everything is temporary! That don't excuse nothing!
你会参加吗？ You're coming?
我们去跟你妈说 Let's go tell your mother.
罗丝 Rose.
谁死了？ Who's dead?
没人死 Nobody.
-洛莉塔要结婚了 -又要结婚了？ - Loretta's getting married. - Again?
是，强尼 - Yeah. - Johnny Cammareri.
-我不喜欢他 -不是要你嫁给他 - I don't like him. - You're not gonna marry him, Cosmo.
-你爱他吗？ -不爱 - Do you love him? - No.
很好，你要是爱他 他们就会让你发疯 Good. When you love them, they drive you crazy...
因为他们很清楚要怎么做 'cause they know they can.
-但你喜欢他吗？ -喜欢 - But you like him? - Yeah.
他人很好 He's a sweet man, Ma.
这回我要在教堂结婚 开盛大喜宴 This time I'm gonna get married in a church and have a big reception.
-谁付钱？ -爸 - Who's gonna pay for that? - Pop.
什么？ What?
新娘的父亲应该付帐 Father of the bride pays.
我没有钱 I have no money.
-你很有钱，只是吝啬罢了 -我什么钱都不出 - You're rich. You're just cheap. - I don't want to pay for nothing.
这是你的责任 It's your duty as my father to pay for the wedding.
我什么钱都不出 I won't pay for nothing.
他以前不会这么吝啬 He didn't used to be cheap.
他以为他有了钱 就不会死 He thinks if he holds onto his money, he will never die.
过去的事已成过去 What's done is done
我告诉我自己 别当傻瓜 And I tell myself don't be a fool
他就会听那些死唱片 上床的时候碰都不碰我一下 Now he'll play that damn record and won't touch me when he comes to bed.
玩得开心 Have a lot of fun
开怀些生活就过得容易 It's easy when you play it cool
看看那个老男人 他有多少只狗？ Look at that old man. How many dogs has he got?
-别让你的狗上我的草坪 -别这样 - Keep your dogs off my lawn. - Come on.
别这样 Don't do that. She's asleep.
-她睡着了 -看那些花 - She's asleep. - Look all the flowers on Foncica.
我弟弟送她蓝色的花 My brother sent her a blue flower.
我只能看见家里的事情 I can only see things in my house.
家里的情况糟透了 我不知道怎么跟我儿子说 Things in my house are very bad. I don't know what to advise my son.
我想他该付婚礼的钱 I think he should pay for the wedding...
主要是要让他 不要被人看作笑话 but it's important that he don't look ridiculous.
-你为何不跟他说？ -我会 - Why don't you talk to him? - I will.
在等适当的时机 But I must find the right moment.
昨晚有没有看 美丽的月光？ See that bella luna last night?
月亮把女人带到男人身边 The moon brings the woman to the man.
上楼 各位请上楼 Upstairs. Everybody upstairs.
快 Come on.
-你们会住这儿吗？ -不会 - Will you live here? - No.
-为什么不会？ -爸不喜欢强尼 - Why not? - Pop don't like Johnny.
我们会把房子卖掉 We'll sell the house.
我以前也结过婚 你没卖房子 I got married before, you didn't sell.
当时祖母还活着 Grandma was still alive.
季诺还在上学 现在他结婚了，去佛罗里达 Chiro was still home going to school. Now he's married, gone to Florida.
如果你跟强尼搬进来 生个小孩 If you and Johnny moved in and had a baby--
妈，我已经37岁了 Ma, I'm 37 years old.
那又怎样？ What's 37?
我还不是37岁才生季诺 I didn't have Chiro till after I was 37.
要到真的不能生了 才能算数 It ain't over till it's over.
强尼有间很大的公寓 我们会搬过去 Johnny's got a big apartment. We'll move in there.
我们会把房子卖掉 So we'll sell the house.
我要住在这里 我喜欢这间房子 You know-- What-- I want to live here. I love the house.
爸不喜欢强尼 Pop don't like Johnny.
是，他不喜欢 No, he don't.
我来接 I'll get it.
嗨！ Hello?
是，我是洛莉塔 Yeah, this is Loretta Castorini.
接线生吗？ Hello, operator?
-是 -对，是我 - Yeah. - Yes. Shh! It's me.
我从我快死的妈妈 这儿打来的 I'm calling from the death bed of my mother.
旅途如何？ Yeah, how was your plane ride?
空中小姐很好 The waitresses were very nice.
-我妈就要死了 -我还要等多久？ - My mother is slipping away. - How long do I have to wait?
-我不能讲太久 -你跟她提我们的婚事了吗？ -I can't talk long. -Did you tell her we're getting married?
还没有，我等她平静一点 No, not yet. I'm waiting till a moment when she's peaceful.
别等到她死掉才说 Well, don't wait till she's dead.
你打给我弟了没？ Have you called my brother?
对不起，还没有 我忘了 No. I'm sorry. Not yet. I forgot.
-今天会打吗？ -会 - Will you do it today? - Yes.
确定他会来我们的婚礼 Make sure he comes to the wedding.
五年没跟血亲讲过话 是久了一点 Five years is too long for bad blood between brothers.
没有任何事 能取代家人 Nothing can replace the family.
我现在知道了 I can see that now.
洛莉塔，你在吗？ Loretta, are you there?
抱歉 我今天会打 I'm sorry. I'll do it today.
听着，强尼 And listen, Johnny.
-你跟她说了之后再打给我 -好 - Call me after you tell her. - All right.
别直接站在太阳下 戴个帽子 And don't stand directly under the sun. You got a hat. Use your hat.
我会戴的 好，再见 I got my hat. All right. Bye.
好，再见 All right. Bye-bye.
名片弄到哪去？ What did I do with that card?
妈还好吗？ How's the mother?
她快死了 但我还听得见她在大叫 She's dying, but I could still hear her big mouth.
他还没告诉她 He didn't tell her.
她快把他逼疯了 You know, the woman makes him crazy.
你打给谁？ Now who you calling?
卡玛喏日糕饼店 Cammareri's.
龙尼在吗？ Is Ronny Cammareri there, please?
等等 Hold on.
龙尼，电话！ Ronny, the phone!
我是龙尼 Yeah, this is Ronny.
我帮你哥打来的 Yeah, I'm calling for your brother.
他快结婚了 而且希望你能参加 He's getting married, and he would like it if you would come.
他为什么不自己打来？ Why didn't he call himself?
-他在巴勒摩 -错了就是错了 - He's in Palermo. - What's wrong can never be made right.
让我来跟你解释 Look, just let me come and talk--
让我跟你解释！畜生！ Talk to you! Animal!
真是个畜生！ What an animal!
谢谢，福加吉太太 Thanks, Mrs. Fugocci.
拿好了 明天见 Here you go. Bye. See you tomorrow.
-再见 -亲爱的，过来 - Bye. - Come on, honey.
-龙尼在吗？ -他在烤炉那儿 - Is Ronny Cammareri here? - He's down at the ovens.
-你要干嘛？ -跟他谈谈 - What do you want? - I want to talk to him.
这边请 This way.
-什么？ -有人要找龙尼 - What? - Somebody here to see Ronny.
有人找你！ Somebody wants to see you!
-强尼要你来找我？ -是的 - You come for my brother Johnny? - Yeah.
为什么？ Why?
我们要结婚了 We're gonna get married.
-你要嫁给我哥？ -是的 - You're gonna marry my brother Johnny? - Yeah.
我们能不能找个地方谈… Would you like to go someplace so we could talk--
-我的生命没有目标 -什么？ - I have no life. - Excuse me?
我的生命没有目标，我哥把我的目标夺走了 My brother Johnny took my life from me.
我不懂 I don't understand you.
现在他要结婚了 达到了自己的生命目标 And now he's getting married. He has his.
他有了他的生命目标 还要我去 He's getting his, and he wants me to come.
什么是生命？ What is life?
-我不是来这里气你的 -他们说面包就是生命 - I didn't come here to upset you. - They say bread is life.
我整天烤面包… And I bake bread, bread, bread.
整天流汗 和铲这堆可恶的面团 I sweat and shovel this stinking dough...
在这面热墙出出入入 in and out of this hot hole in the wall...
我还要替我哥高兴 是吗？ and I should be so happy, huh, sweetie?
你要我去参加我哥的婚礼？ You want me to come to the wedding of my brother Johnny?
我的婚礼在哪儿？ Where's my wedding?
克莉丝帮我把墙上的刀拿来 Chrissy, bring me the big knife over by the wall.
我要割喉自杀！ I'm gonna cut my throat!
也许我改天再来好了 Maybe I should come back another time.
不，我要你看着 我要你 No, I want you to see this. I want you...
看着我自杀， 所以，你告诉我哥强尼 to watch me kill myself so you can tell my brother Johnny...
在他结婚的那天 on his wedding day, okay?
我不会这么做！ I won't do it!
她不会这么做 你了解我吗？ She won't do it. Do you know about me?
-龙尼先生… -什么？ - Mr. Cammareri-- - What?
好 Okay.
不是谁的错 但事实的确发生了 Nothing is anybody's fault, but things happen.
看 Look.
这是假的 This wood is fake.
五年前 我订婚而且快要结婚了 Five years ago, I was engaged to be married...
强尼过来跟我买面包 and Johnny came in here and ordered bread from me.
我说：“好，来点面包” I said, "Okay, some bread."
我把手放在切面包机上 And I put my hand in the slicer...
因为没有注意 手就被夹进去 and it got caught 'cause I wasn't paying attention.
切面包机把我的手绞了 The slicer chewed off my hand.
好玩吧 因为当我未婚妻知道这件事 It's funny, 'cause when my fiance found out about it...
她发现因为我变残废而离开我 去找别的男人 when she found out I had been maimed, she left me for another man.
这就是你们的过节吗？ That's the bad blood between you and Johnny?
是的 Yes, that's it.
但那不是强尼的错 But that's not Johnny's fault.
我不管！ 我又不是正义纪念碑 I don't care! I ain't no freaking monument to justice!
我手没了！ 新娘也没了！ I lost my hand! I lost my bride!
强尼有手！ 还有新娘！ Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride!
你要我怎么把 辛酸的往事忘记？ You want me to take my heartbreak, put it away and forget it?
它只是一个时间问题... Is it just a matter of time...
当一个人睁着眼睛 before a man opens his eyes...
送走了他唯一的 and gives up his one...
幸福的梦想 dream of happiness?
也许 Maybe.
他是我见过 最受折磨的人 This is the most tormented man I have ever known.
我爱上这个人 I'm in love with this man...
但他却不知道 but he doesn't know that.
我从没告诉过他，因为自从 他失去了手和未婚妻后 I never told him, 'cause he could never love anybody...
他就没法再爱任何人了 since he lost his hand and his girl.
你住哪儿？ Where do you live?
楼上 Upstairs.
我们谈谈好吗？ Can we just talk?
这里画什么？ 西斯丁教堂吗？ What are we painting here, the Sistine Chapel?
我们该跟卡斯托里尼一样 去当水管工人 We should have been plumbers like Castorini.
卡斯托里尼先生 你意下如何？ What do you think?
一万零八佰元 Ten thousand eight hundred dollars.
好像很贵 That seems like a lot.
看 Look...
水管分三种 there are three kinds of pipe.
你们本来装的是这种 跟垃圾一样 There's the kind of pipe you have, which is garbage.
你看 问题就是出在这里 You can see where that's gotten you.
然后有青铜的 品质很好 Then there's bronze, which is very good.
除非出了什么问题 Unless something goes wrong...
不过这种老是出状况 and something always goes wrong.
然后有铜的 我只用这种 Then there's copper, which is the only pipe I use.
很贵 但耐用又省钱 It costs money because it saves money.
我们该听 卡斯托里尼先生的建议 I think we should follow Mr. Castorini's advice.
还有铜的 Yeah.
我只用这种 And then there's copper...
很贵 which is the only pipe I use.
很贵因为… It costs money.
耐用所以省钱 It costs money because...
-他们怎么说？ -男人了解我 it saves money.
女的想要便宜的 但男的觉得我说得对 - What did they say? - The man understood me.
你知道很多 简直无所不知 The woman wanted to be cheap, but the man saw I was right.
我买了东西要送给你 You have such a head for knowing. You know everything.
是件礼物 I brought you something.
哇，好美！ It's a present.
老天！ Oh, my God.
有小鸟和小星星 They're little birds and stars.
鸟要飞到星星上 Birds fly to the stars I guess.
-什么味道？ -我帮你煎牛排 - What's that smell? - I'm making you a steak.
-我不要 -你要吃 - I don't want it. - You'll eat it.
我要全熟的！ I like it well-done!
你吃这块带血的 好补充你的血 You'll eat this one bloody to feed your blood.
很好吃 This is good.
-强尼怎么认识你的？ -他认识我死去的丈夫 - Where'd Johnny find you? - He knew my husband who died.
-他怎么死的？ -被巴士撞到 - How'd he die? - A bus hit him.
-很快吗？ -当场死亡 - Fast? - Instantaneous.
-你们什么时候订婚？ -昨天 - When'd you get engaged? - Yesterday.
五年前你手没了 未婚妻也跑掉了 So five years ago you got your hand cut off and your woman left you.
-从那时候就没再交往别的人？ -没有 - No woman since then? - No.
-笨 -你丈夫什么时候被撞死的？ - Stupid. - When your husband get hit?
七年前 Seven years ago.
-从那时起你交往过多少男人？ -只有强尼一个 - How many men since then? - Just Johnny.
-你自己也笨 -运气不好 - Stupid yourself. - Unlucky.
-我没走过好运 -我才不管这种迷信 - I've not been lucky. - I don't care about luck.
你明白吗？ 不是运气的问题 You understand me? It ain't that.
你以为你是唯一 伤过心的人吗？ What's the matter with you? You think you're the only one who shed a tear?
为什么要跟我讲这个？ Why are you talking to me?
有威士忌吗？ 给我来一杯好吗？ You got any whiskey? How about you get me a glass of whiskey?
我再打给你 I'll call you later.
-她离开我是对的 -是吗？ - She was right to leave me. - You think so?
-是 -你真的很笨 - Yeah. - You really are stupid.
你根本什么都不知道 You don't know nothing about it.
我是在女孩 该早婚的观念中长大 Look, I was raised that a girl gets married young.
我却非得有爱情才肯结婚 I held out for love.
我28岁时才结婚 I got married when I was 28.
找到一个我深爱的男人 然后才结婚 I met a man. I loved him. I married him.
他马上就想要个小孩 我说我们再等等 He wanted to have a baby right away. I said we should wait.
结果他被巴士撞死了 Then he gets hit by a bus.
我还剩下什么？ 没了男人，没有小孩，一无所有 What do I got? No man, no baby, no nothing.
我当时怎么知道 他是一个我无法保留的礼物 How did I know that man was a gift I couldn't keep.
我唯一能得到幸福的机会 My one chance at happiness.
你告诉我你的故事 好像你懂 You tell me the story, and you act like you know what it means...
但我却明白真正的意义 你却不懂 but I can see what the true story is and you can't.
并不是那个女孩离开你 That woman didn't leave you, okay?
是你没办法认清你自己 而我能，你是匹狼 You can't see what you are, and I see everything. You're a wolf.
-我是匹狼？ -对 - I'm a wolf? - Yeah.
你有大部份无法说话 而且是一匹狼 The big part of you has no words, and it's a wolf.
那个女人像个捕兽器 你被夹住了，逃不走 That woman was a trap for you. She caught you, and you couldn't get away...
所以你咬断一条腿 so you chewed off your own foot.
这就是你获得自由的代价 That was the price you had to pay for your freedom.
这跟强尼一点关系都没有 Johnny had nothing to do with it.
这是你和你之间的事 你只是做了你必做的事 You did what you had to do between you and you.
现在你害怕 And now you're afraid...
因为你发现了 因为你有一大部份是匹狼 because you know the big part of you is a wolf...
它有勇气咬掉一只手 that has the courage to bite off its own hand...
把自己从一段错误的爱情中 拯救出来 to save itself from the trap of the wrong love.
所以从那个错误的女人之后 就没有别的女人，明白吗？ That's why there's been no woman since that wrong woman. Okay?
你非常的害怕 如果你再犯错 You're scared to death of what the wolf will do...
-那匹狼会采取的行动 -你干嘛？ - if you make that mistake again. - What are you doing?
-分析你的生命 -不要再说了 - I'm telling you your life. - Stop it.
你为什么要嫁给强尼？ 他是个笨蛋！ Why are you marrying Johnny? He's a fool!
因为我没什么好运气 Because I have no luck.
他让我看错地方 害我把手切掉！ He made me look the wrong way, and I cut off my hand!
他可以让你看错方向 你可能连小命都没了 He could make you look the wrong way. You could lose your whole head!
我要看着我要 好好当个新娘的方向！ I'm looking where I have to to become a bride!
-无头新娘！ -断腿的狼！ - A bride without a head! - A wolf without a foot!
等等！ Wait a minute!
你要干嘛？ What are you doing?
婊子！ Son of a bitch!
你要抱我去哪儿？ Where are you taking me?
床上 To the bed.
老天！ 我不在乎 Oh, God. Okay, I don't care.
带我上床吧 Take me to the bed.
-我什么都不在乎 -真不敢相信 - I don't care about anything. - I don't believe this is happening.
-我心已死了 -我也是 - I was dead. - Me too.
-强尼怎么办？ -你生他的气 - What about Johnny? - You're mad at him.
把你的不满 报复在我身上 Take your revenge out on me.
让他娶到的 Leave nothing left for him to marry.
只是我的躯壳 Leave nothing but the skin over my bones.
好 让他只娶到你的躯壳 All right. There will be nothing left.
趁热吃 Let's eat while it's hot.
洛莉塔人呢？ 她不来一起吃？ Where's Loretta? We're eating without her?
-她一定是去外头吃了 -她可错过好东西了 - She must be eating out. - She don't know what she's missing.
这不像她 没打电话回来 It's not like her not to call.
她有很多心事 我们可以谈谈她的事 She's got a lot on her mind. We can talk about her, right?
-大家都知道她要结婚了 -我不想谈 - Everybody knows she's getting married. - I don't want to talk about it.
我想这是个好主意 时机也刚好 I think it's a great idea and about time.
如果她不结婚 下半辈子靠什么？ What's she gonna do with the rest of her life if she don't get married?
我不想谈！ I don't want to talk about it!
再给我爸一个盘子 My father needs another plate.
很久以前 他们告诉我 Many years ago, when they told me...
你要娶我姐妹的时候 you were marrying my sister...
我很高兴 I was happy.
我告诉罗丝 When I told Rose...
说我要娶丽塔 that I was marrying Rita...
她很高兴 she was happy.
结婚是件喜事，对吗？ Marriage is happy news, right?
罗丝，把酒拿过来 Rose, pass the wine.
我从没见过 I never seen anybody so in love...
像寇斯摩这么深情 Like Cosmo was back then.
整天站在外头 盯这我家窗户 He'd stand outside the house all day looking in the windows.
我从没告诉过你 因为这不是个故事 I never told you this 'cause it's not really a story...
但有一次我半夜起来 but one time I woke up in the middle of the night...
因为一道明亮的月光 照在我的脸上 'cause of this bright light in my face...
跟被手电筒照到一样 Like a flashlight.
我不知道是什么 I couldn't think what it was.
往窗外一看 是月亮 I looked out the window, and it was the moon...
跟房子一样大 as big as a house.
我这辈子都没见过 这么大的月亮 I never seen the moon so big before or since.
我很害怕 月亮好像要把房子压扁 I was almost scared, like it was gonna crush the house.
我再往下看 Then I looked down...
寇斯摩站在街上 and standing there in the street was Cosmo...
看着窗户 Looking up at the windows.
有趣的是 This is the funny part.
我那是很气你 I got mad at you, Cosmo.
我以为是你把大月亮 带到我家来 I thought you had brought that big moon over to my house...
因为你这么深情 'cause you were so in love...
故意用月亮吵醒我 and woke me up with it.
我半梦半醒 也不清楚 I was half asleep I guess. I didn't know any better.
你根本睡得跟死猪一样 你是在做梦 You were altogether asleep. You were dreaming.
你明明在那里 You were there.
我不想谈那件事 I don't want to talk about it.
你到底想谈什么？ What do you want to talk about?
干嘛喝这么多？ Why are you drinking so much?
老头子 你再把我的食物给狗吃 Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food...
我就踢死你 I'll kick you till you're dead.
你喝太多了 You drank too much.
睡太多 到该睡的时候又睡不着 You'll sleep too hard, and later you'll be up when you should be down.
-怎么了？ -没事，我只是在看月亮 - What's the matter? - Nothing. I'm looking at the moon.
真美 It's perfect.
我从没看过这样的月亮 I never seen a moon like that before.
让你看起来跟天使一样 Makes you look like an angel.
好像颗大雪球 Looks like a giant snowball.
-丽塔 -什么事？ - Rita. - What?
亲爱的，起床 Rita, dear, wake up.
看 Look.
是寇斯摩的月亮 It's Cosmo's moon.
你胡说什么？ 月亮又不是属于寇斯摩的 What are you talking about? Cosmo can't own the moon.
是晚餐时我跟你提到的月亮 It's that moon I was talking about at dinner.
他在下面吗？ Is he down there?
谁在下面？ Is who down there?
-他干嘛要站在下面？ -我不知道 - What would he be doing down there? - I don't know.
你知道吗？ You know something?
在月光下 In that light...
你的脸的表情 with that expression on your face...
看起来只有25岁 you look about 25 years old.
你想要干嘛？ What do you want?
走开！ Get out.
为什么要让我等？ Why do you make me wait?
过来！ Come on!
叫啊！ Howl!
-老天！ -什么？ - Oh, my God! - What?
-怎么了？ -别激动 - What? - Take it easy.
-我想把事情做对 -别太激动 - I was trying to do everything right. - Don't just become excited.
我以为避开市政府 我就可以改运了 I thought if I stayed away from City Hall, I wouldn't have bad luck again.
-你让我有罪恶感 -我要跟你哥结婚了 - You're making me feel guilty. - I'm marrying your brother.
好，我承认我有罪 All right, I'm guilty. I confess.
再两个星期就要结婚了 我们请你来参加 The wedding's in a couple of weeks. You're invited.
你为何不像他一样 跟你妈待在巴勒摩？ How come you didn't be like him and be with your mother in Palermo.
-她不喜欢我 -你跟任何人都处不好 - She don't like me. - You don't get along with anybody.
-你做了什么？ -我做了什么？ - What did you do? - What did I do?
-你毁了我的生命 -不可能！ - You ruined my life. - That's impossible!
我来的时候你的生活早就被毁了 是你毁了我 It was ruined when I got here. You ruined my life.
-不，我没有 -是的，你有！ - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did!
你跟吉普赛人一样 有双诱人的眼睛 You got them bad eyes like a gypsy.
不知道昨天我怎么没看出来 I don't know why I didn't see it yesterday.
我就是一辈子苦命 Bad luck. That's it. Is that all I'm ever gonna have?
我早该找块石头 把自己砸死算了 I should have taken a rock and killed myself years ago.
我要嫁给他，你听见了吗？ 昨夜的事当作没发生过 I'm gonna marry him. Do you hear me? Last night never happened.
我们都得把这个秘密 一起带进棺材 You and I are gonna take this to our coffins.
-我没办法 -为什么？ - I can't do that. - Why not?
我爱你 I'm in love with you.
你醒醒吧！ Snap out of it!
-我做不到 -那么我们以后就别再见面 - I can't. - Then I must never see you again...
你跟强尼之间的过节 将永远存在 and the bad blood will have to stay between you and Johnny forever.
-你也别来我们的婚礼 -我会去参加 - And you won't come to the wedding. - I'll come to the wedding.
-你不能来！ -他要我参加 - I'm telling you, you can't come! - He wants me to come.
因为他不知道 That's because he don't know.
等等 亲爱的，听我说 Now wait a minute. Honey, listen.
好，答应我一件事 我就不参加婚礼 All right. I won't come to the wedding, provided one thing.
-什么事？ -今晚陪我看歌剧 - What? - You come with me tonight to the opera.
-你说什么？ -我爱两件事情 - What are you talking about? - I love two things.
我爱你，也爱歌剧 I love you, and I love the opera.
如果一个晚上 能够同时拥有这两样 If I can have the two things that I love together for one night...
我就满足了 再也别无所求 I would be satisfied to give up--
老天！ 我就放弃我下半生 Christ. To give up the rest of my life.
好吧 All right.
-约在都会歌剧院 -好 - Meet me at the Met. - All right.
-都会歌剧院在哪儿？ -你要… - Where's the Met? - You gotta--
神父啊 请宽恕我 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
我已经有两个月没来告解 It's been two months since my last confession.
你要告解什么？ What sins have you to confess?
我滥用了天主的名 Twice I took the name of the Lord in vain...
一次跟我未婚夫的弟弟有染 once I slept with the brother of my fiance...
一次我的支票跳票 and once I bounced a check at the liquor store...
-但那是件意外 -这件不算 - but that was really an accident. - Then it's not a sin.
但你说得第二件事是什么？ But what was that second thing you said?
我跟我未婚夫的弟弟有染的事？ The one about once I slept with the brother of my fiance?
-这是条重罪 -我知道 - That's a pretty big sin. - I know.
-你该好好反省 -我知道 - You should think about this. - I know.
罚你念两段玫瑰经 All right. For your penance, say two rosaries.
小心，洛莉塔 Be careful, Loretta.
要身体立行 Reflect on your life.
好 All right.
-你好 -你上哪儿去了？ - Hi. - Where you been?
-我不想谈 -跟你老爸一个样 - I don't want to talk about it. - Just like your father.
我对他说谎 I lied to him.
-他以为你昨晚有回来 -谢谢 - He thinks you came home last night. - Thanks.
你怎么了？ What's the matter with you?
-寇斯摩对我不忠 -什么？ - Cosmo's cheating on me. - What?
-没错 -你怎么知道？ - Yeah. - How do you know this?
-老婆的直觉 -妈，你不知道 - A wife knows. - Mom, you don't even know.
这只是你的想像而已 他年纪一大把了 You're just imagining it. He's too old.
我不会回来吃饭 I won't be home for dinner.
我感觉很好 I feel great.
我没睡 但感觉像奥兰朵 I got no sleep, but I feel like Orlando Furioso.
你昨晚跟老虎一样 You were a tiger last night.
你跟牛奶一样柔软 And you were a lamb, as soft as milk.
小声点！ 他们会听见 Shh! Lower your voice. They'll hear you in the back.
那又怎样？ 结婚的乐趣就是可以和女人睡 So what? The pleasure of marriage is you sleep with the woman...
-而不需要担心 -小声点！ - you don't worry about nothing. - Be quiet, Raymond!
-今晚约个会吧？ -你怎么了？ - How about a date tonight? - What's the matter with you?
我们去吃意大利面 到床上滚滚 We'll eat some pasta. We'll roll around a little.
-你怎么回事？ -我真的不知道 - What got into you? - I really don't know.
一定是那个月亮 That crazy moon Cosmo sent over.
你好，莉塔阿姨 你好，雷蒙叔叔 Hi, Aunt Rita. Hi, Uncle Raymond.
你好！ Hey, there!
你眼睛里如星光闪烁 You with the stars in your eyes
-他哪根筋不对了？ -我不知道 - What's the matter with him? - You got me.
你见到昨晚的月亮了吗？ You see that moon last night?
-什么月亮？ -你看到了吗？ - What moon? - Did you see it?
我要走了 拿钱去存银行 Listen, I gotta go, okay? I'll take the deposit to the bank...
明天回来 再做你们的帐 but I'll come back tomorrow and do the books.
好，你有约会吗？ Sure. You got a date.
你胡说什么？ What are you talking about, you fool?
他未婚夫在巴勒摩！ 会有什么约会？ Her fiance's in Palermo! What date?
对啊 Right.
-我有一大堆事要做 -你得去安排婚礼的事 - I just got a lot of things to do. - You got all that wedding stuff.
对 Yeah.
真浪漫 That's romantic too.
是不是很浪漫？ Isn't it romantic
法兰基 帮我弄碗浓菜汤！ Frankie, make me a bowl of minestrone!
你怎么了？ 看起来神经兮兮 What's the matter with you? You look crazy.
-我心里好多事 -什么事？ - I got a lot on my mind. - What?
-好多… -别这么说！怎么了？ - I got a lot-- - Don't tell me that! What's the matter?
-我不想讲！ -你看起来真的像神经病！ - I don't want to talk about it! - You look like you're nuts!
我不想讲 I don't want to talk about it.
把头发染一染 Take out the gray.
这三年来我一直想做这件事 I have been wanting to do this for three years.
我给你看些杂志 Let me show you some magazines.
而且你需要修指甲 And you're gonna need a manicure, yes.
你帮她，巴蒂娜 她要染头发 You take her, Batina. She's gonna take out the gray.
她也需要修眉毛 Yeah, and someone will have to do the eyebrows.
-听着，要好看点而且柔一点的 -等等 - Look. Something nice and soft. - Wait a minute.
-有人去看过歌剧吗？ -我可没有 - Has anybody here been to the opera? - Not me.
-好美，没有白头发 -真是太好了 - Bellissima without those ugly grays. - It's fantastic.
-你去看过歌剧吗？ -没有，你呢？ - You ever been to the opera? - No, have you?
巴蒂娜，你去过吗？ Batina, you ever been to the opera?
-我要用这个颜色 -波西米亚人吗？ - This is the color I would use. - La Boheme?
-我从没去过 -你要去都会歌剧院吗？ - I've never been there. - You're going to the Met?
对 Yeah.
她四十岁时来过染同样的颜色 结果她丈夫离开了她 She came in when she turned 40 and her husband left her.
-再见 -好 - Bye-bye. - Okay.
看！ Wow. Look at that.
小心！ Careful.
我回来了！ I'm home!
没人在家吗？ Don't everybody answer at the same time. Hello!
你看起来好美 You look beautiful.
-你的头发 -我上了美容院 - Your hair. - Yeah, I had it done.
你也很美 You look beautiful too.
谢谢 Thank you.
我只答应你去看歌剧 I said I'd go to the opera with you, but that's all.
进去吧 Come on, let's go in.
-看 -真是不得了 - Look at that. - Isn't it something?
谢谢你 Wow. Thank you.
为什么？ For what?
我不知道 因为你的头发 I don't know. For your hair.
你漂亮的衣服 For your beautiful dress.
我不知道 我很久没来看歌剧了 I don't know. It's been a long time since I've been to the opera.
-我们坐哪儿？ -过来 - So, where are we sitting? - Come on.
开始了 Here we go.
-还有谁要来？ -只有我，我想吃点东西 - So, who's coming? - Just me. I want to eat.
好 现在就有位子给你 Okay, I got a table for you right now.
-可以吗？ -很好 - This all right? - Fine.
-你慢用 -谢谢 - Enjoy your meal. - Thanks.
-你今晚一个人吗？ -你好，是的 - You dining alone tonight? - Hello. Yeah.
给我一杯马丁尼 不加冰块，两颗橄榄 Let me have a martini, no ice, two olives.
很好 Very good.
我想告诉你我的感觉 I'm trying to explain to you how I feel.
每次我告诉你 你也告诉我 Every time I tell you how I feel, you tell me how you feel.
-这算哪门子回答 -我只知道这样的答案 - That's not much of a response. - It's the only response I got.
-你要点菜了吗？ -再等会儿 - You want something to eat? - Not now. I'll wait.
很好 Very good.
我很讨厌你这样跟我说话 I really hate it when you use that tone with me.
好像你高高在上 对下面一点兴趣也没有 Like you're above it all and isn't it so amusing.
-但的确是，不是吗？ -我可不觉得 - But it is, isn't it? - Not to me.
这是我的生活 不管你看起来多好笑 This is my life, no matter how comical it may seem to you.
当我深陷泥沼时 你别置身事外 I don't need some man standing above the struggle while I'm rolling in mud.
你喜欢在泥沼里打滚 我可不 I think you like to roll around in the mud and I don't.
这很公平，不是吗？ 为什么… That's fair, isn't it? Now why--
各位，抱歉 Sorry about that, folks.
她是个美丽的神经病人 She's a very pretty mental patient.
别管我 No, don't. Please, don't mind me.
帮个忙 帮她位子清一清 Just do me a favor and clear her place.
别留下她待过的痕迹 给我一杯大伏特加 Get rid of all evidence of her, and bring me a big glass of vodka.
当然 Absolutely.
-很抱歉打扰到你 -没有的事 - I'm sorry if we disturbed you. - I'm not disturbed by you.
我朋友有点人格失调 My lady friend has a personality disorder.
她对你来说太小了点 She's just too young for you.
谢了，同志 Thanks, comrade.
没什么 It's nothing.
太小？我才刚听懂你的话 你真的知道要怎么伤人 Too young? I just got that. You know how to hurt a guy.
-你几岁？ -不关你的事 - How old are you? - None of your business.
抱歉，我太没礼貌了 I'm sorry. That was rude.
你愿意过来一起晚餐吗？ Would you like to join me for dinner?
你确定？ Are you sure?
我很乐意 I'd be delighted.
我不喜欢一个人吃饭 却常常一个人吃饭 I hate to eat alone. It's amazing how often I end up doing just that.
-卡斯托里尼夫人 -是的 - Signora Castorini. - Oh, yes.
-你的浓菜汤 -波波，谢谢 - Your minestrone. - Thanks, Bobo.
-在哪高就？ -纽约大学教授 -What do you do? -I'm a communication professor at N.Y.U.
-刚刚那位是你学生？ -是的，以前是 - That woman was a student of yours? - Sheila? Yeah, she was.
现在还是 Is.
以前是 Was.
我妈有句老话 你想听吗？ My mother had an old saying. You want to hear it?
-好 -兔子不吃窝边草 - Sure. - Don't shit where you eat.
我会记住这一点 I'll remember that.
-你在哪高就？ -我是个家庭主妇 - What do you do? - I'm a housewife.
-那你怎么会一个人吃饭？ -我不是一个人吃饭 - How come you're eating alone? - I'm not eating alone.
-我能问你个问题吗？ -请说 - May I ask you a question? - Yeah, go ahead.
为什么男人要追女人？ Why do men chase women?
-焦虑紧张？ -因为他们怕死 - Nerves? - I think it's because they fear death.
也许，你要知道 为什么我要追求女人？ Maybe. You want to know why I chase women?
我觉得女人很迷人 I find women charming.
我教书已经好多年了 I teach these classes I've taught for a million years.
自发性早就没有了 The spontaneity went out of it for me a long time ago.
以前还会觉得很兴奋 想要跟学生分享 I started out excited about something, wanted to share it.
现在完全麻木 像九九乘法表 Now it's rote, a multiplication table.
除了有些时候 我偶然会讲一大段话 Except sometimes I'll be droning along.
我抬起头 看见一张清新 I'll look up, and I'll see a fresh...
美丽，年轻的脸庞 beautiful, young face.
所有的事对她而言 是很新奇的 And it's all new to her.
我就像是个充满智慧 散发光芒的智者 I'm just this great guy who's brilliant and thinks out loud.
这时候 我会看看座位那边 When that happens, when I look out there among those chairs...
看着少女的脸庞 and see a young woman's face...
在她眼中 and see me in her eyes...
我真正想当的自己 也许是以前的自己 the way I always wanted to be, maybe once was...
我会约她出去 I ask her out for a date.
但维持不了多久 It doesn't last long.
几周后 或宝贵的一二个月 A few weeks. A couple of precious months.
然后她会了解 我不过是过气的糟老头 Then she catches on that I'm just this burnt-out, old gasbag...
她却依旧清新，明丽 and she's as fresh and bright...
充满希望 跟马丁尼里的月光一样 and full of promise as moonlight in a martini.
到时候 她就会泼杯水在我脸上 At that moment, she stands up and throws a glass of water in my face...
或是做同样效果的举动 or some action to that effect.
你不了解女人的地方可多了 What you don't know about women is a lot.
我还没听过有人这么说我 That's not what I hear.
-你想喝什么？ -两杯白酒 - What would you like? - Two white wines.
好的 Yes, sir.
我要两杯香槟 I'd like two glasses of champagne.
一杯威士忌加姜汁汽水 一杯甜酒加冰块 Canadian Club and ginger ale and Dubonnet on the rocks, please.
-那是什么？ -马克恰戈的作品 - What's that? - This was done by Marc Chagall.
-他是个很伟大的艺术家 -看起来有点俗气 - As you can see, he was a great artist. - Kind of gaudy.
他是画好玩的 He was having some fun.
-好多人为此而来 -这是精华之处 - They get some turnout for this stuff. - It's the best thing there is.
有些地方我很喜欢 但是我真的不懂 I like parts of it, but I don't really get it.
你还没说你喜欢我的衣服 You haven't once said you like my dress.
我喜欢你的衣服 I like your dress.
很亮丽 It's very bright.
帮我拿一下好吗？ 谢谢 Will you hold this? Thanks.
-我可以陪你走一下吗？ -好 - May I walk with you a ways? - Sure.
谢谢 Thanks.
-你住的地方离这远吗？ -就在前面而已 - Do you live far from here? - Just up there.
-你认识那个人吗？ -认识 - You knew that man? - Yes.
好差劲 That was so awful.
-“差劲”？ -很凄美 - "Awful"? - Beautiful. Sad.
-她死了 -是 - She died. - Yes.
不敢相信 她会死 I couldn't believe it. I didn't think she was gonna die.
-我知道她生病，但是… -她得肺结核 - I knew she was sick, but-- - She had TB.
她咳得很厉害 I know. She was coughing her brains out, right?
但还是继续唱 And still she had to keep singing.
我们走吧，爸？ - Shall we go now? - Pop?
你在这干嘛？ What are you doing here?
到门口等我，梦娜 Wait for me by the doors, Mona.
对不起 Excuse me.
-你头发怎么了？ -去染过了 - What'd you do to your hair? - I had it done.
-你在这干嘛？ -你在这干嘛？ - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?
-那个人是谁？你已经订婚了 -你已经结婚了 - Who's that guy? You're engaged. - And you're married.
你是我的女儿 不希望你行为像个妓女 You're my daughter. I won't have you act like a putana.
-你是我爸… -好了 - And you're my father-- - All right.
-就当我没看见你 -我可不确定看见的是不是你 - I didn't see you here. - I don't know if I saw you here.
我们走吧 我请你喝一杯 Let's get out of here. I'll buy you a drink.
那个女人不是我妈 That woman was not my mother, okay?
我家就在那里 That's my house.
-整栋都是？ -是 - You mean the whole house? - Yes.
我的天，简直是座大宅邸 My God, it's a mansion.
只是间房子 It's a house.
我住在只有一个卧室的公寓里 I live in a one-bedroom apartment.
你丈夫做什么的？ What exactly does your husband do?
-水管工人 -难怪 - He's a plumber. - That explains it then.
越来越冷了 Temperature's dropping.
-你不能请我进去坐坐 -不行 - I guess you can't invite me in. - No.
-有人在家 -不，房子空空的 - People home. - No, I think the house is empty.
我不能邀请你 是因为我已婚 I can't invite you in because I'm married...
因为我知道我的身分 because I know who I am.
-你在发抖 -我有点冷 - You're shivering. - I'm a little cold.
你像个小男孩 而且喜欢使坏 You're a little boy, and you like to be bad.
我们可以去我住的地方 你可以看看另一半人是怎么过得 We could go to my apartment. You could see how the other half lives.
我对你而言太老了 I'm too old for you.
我对自己来说也是太老了 那是我的困境 I'm too old for me. That's my predicament.
晚安 Good night.
我可以亲吻你的脸颊吗？ Can I kiss you on the cheek too?
可以 Sure.
我冻死了 I'm freezing.
晚安 Good night.
还要别的吗？ Anything else, folks?
艾尔，应该够了 I think that's it, Al.
-再见 -再见 - See you, Al. - See you, Carmine.
-你现在想做什么？ -回家 - What do you want to do now? - I want to go home.
-晚安 -慢慢来，龙尼 - Good night, Al. - Take it easy, Ronny.
老天，冷死了！ God, it's cold.
好像快下雪了 It smells like snow.
我妈猜我爸有别的女人 You know, my mother guessed that my father was seeing somebody.
那个梦娜！ 是个贱货 That Mona-- I mean, she's some piece of cheap goods.
我有什么资格讲话？ Who am I to talk?
-怎么了？ -你怎能这样问我？ - What's the matter? - How can you ask me that?
-你让我感觉有罪恶感 -你，我都有 - You're making me feel guilty. - You are guilty. I'm guilty.
什么罪？ 只有上帝才能评论 Of what? Only God can point the finger.
我明白该明白的 I know what I know.
你明白什么？ And what do you know?
你告诉我你的生活 我告诉你我的 You tell me my life. I'll tell you yours.
我是匹狼 你碰上我内心的这匹狼 I'm a wolf. You run to the wolf in me.
并不表示你就是绵羊 你要嫁给我哥 That don't make you no lamb. You're gonna marry my brother.
你为何要作贱自己的生命？ Why you want to sell your life short?
只求安定对你 这样的女人来说 Playing it safe is just about the most dangerous thing...
反而是最危险的事 a woman like you could do.
你第一次会去等 合适的男人 You waited for the right man the first time.
为何不再等一次？ Why didn't you wait for the right man again?
-因为他没来 -我在这里啊 - Because he didn't come. - I'm here.
你晚来一步 You're late.
-这是你家 -对 - This is your place. - That's right.
-我们要去的地方 -是 - This is where we were going. - Yeah.
我们讲好的 You know, we had a deal.
你说如果我跟你来看歌剧 You told me if I came with you to the opera...
你就会永远放过我 then you'd leave me alone forever.
我跟你来了 现在我要嫁给你哥 I came with you. Now I'm gonna marry your brother...
你永远不能打扰我 and you're gonna leave me alone forever, right?
一个人应该要了解 他为何把生活弄糟 A person can see where they've messed up in their life...
而加以改变 and they can change the way they do things...
甚至能够改变命运 and they can even change their luck.
我的天性把我拉向你 So maybe my nature does draw me to you.
但我不见得跟着天性走 That don't mean I have to go with it.
我可以控制我自己 I can take hold of myself.
而且我能说“答应”一些事 I can say yes to some things...
而“拒绝”其他 会毁掉一切的事 and no to other things that are gonna ruin everything.
我做得到 否则，你知道 I can do that. Otherwise, you know...
上帝给我们这个愚蠢的生活 还有什么好的？ what good is this stupid life that God gave us?
-你在听吗？ -有 - Are you listening to me? - Yeah.
一切对我都没意义了 Everything seems like nothing to me now.
我只要你到我床上 I guess I want you in my bed.
就算是下地狱 我也不在乎 I don't care if I burn in hell.
就算是你下地狱 我也不在乎 I don't care if you burn in hell.
过去和未来对我而言 都只是个笑话 The past and the future is a joke to me now.
他们什么都不是 并不存在 I see that they're nothing. I see they ain't here.
这里唯一存在的 就是你跟我 The only thing that's here is you and me.
我要回家了 I want to go home. I'm going home.
-我冻死了 -上楼吧 - I'm freezing to death. - Come upstairs.
我不管你为何要来 I don't care why you come.
我不是那个意思 That's not what I mean.
洛莉塔，我爱你 Loretta, I love you.
跟别人说的爱不同 Not like they told you love is.
我也不清楚 And I didn't know this either.
但爱没有让事情变好 But love don't make things nice.
反而把事情弄得一团糟 让你心碎 It ruins everything. It breaks your heart.
把事情弄得一团糟 我们不是来把事情弄完美的 It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect.
雪花很完美 The snowflakes are perfect.
星星很完美 The stars are perfect.
我们却不完美 Not us.
我们在这毁掉自我 We are here to ruin ourselves...
让自己心碎 and to break our hearts...
爱上不该爱的人 and love the wrong people...
然后死去 and die.
爱情故事都是狗屁！ I mean, the storybooks are bullshit!
我要你跟我上搂去 然后跟我上床！ Now, I want you to come upstairs with me and get in my bed!
来吧 Come on.
到布鲁克林的 克兰贝里街19号 Nineteen Cranberry Street, Brooklyn.
知道了 Got it.
等等！ Hold it!
-多少钱？ -25块 - How much? - Twenty-five.
-25块？ -是 - Twenty-five dollars? - Yeah.
停！ Hold it.
抱歉，这么晚来打搅 Hi. I'm sorry to call so late.
-你要搬进来吗？ -不，我从机场直接过来 - Moving in? - No, I came right from the airport.
进来 Come on in.
我要跟洛莉塔谈谈 你能帮我叫醒她吗？ Can you wake up Loretta? I need to talk to her.
她不在家 She's not home yet.
外套脱掉 进来客厅 Take off your coat and come in the living room.
我帮你弄点喝的 I'll make you a drink.
我要跟你谈 I want to talk to you.
-谢谢，她去哪儿？ -出去了 - Thank you. Where is she? - Out.
不知道去哪了 I don't know where.
你在这干嘛？ So, what are you doing here?
你不是该在巴勒摩？ You're supposed to be in Palermo.
这就是我来告诉洛莉塔的目的 有个奇迹 That's what I came to tell Loretta. There's been a miracle.
奇迹？ A miracle? Well, that's news.
我妈康复了！ My mother's recovered!
你开玩笑 You're kidding.
她几乎快断气了 The breath had almost totally left her body.
脸跟雪一样苍白 She was as white as snow.
然后她从死亡边缘回来 Then she completely pulled back from death...
并站起来 and stood up...
穿衣服 and put on her clothes...
开始替大家做饭 and began to cook for everyone in the house:
给来哀悼的人，我 还有她自己吃 the mourners and me and herself.
她吃得多到 可以噎死一头猪 She ate a meal that could choke a pig.
-简直令人无法相信 -的确 - That's incredible. - Yes.
爸 Hi, Pop.
老天！ Oh, my God.
他还好吧？ Is he all right?
我岳父脑袋里 My father-in-law has this wrong idea...
有个错误的想法 in his head.
听着，强尼 Listen, Johnny...
我有个问题 there's a question I want to ask.
如果你知道 你要告诉我实话 I want you to tell me the truth, if you can.
为什么男人要追求女人？ Why do men chase women?
圣经里有个故事 There's the Bible story.
上帝拿了亚当的肋骨 创造了夏娃 God took a rib from Adam and made Eve.
也许男人追求女人 只是要讨回肋骨 Now maybe men chase women to get the rib back.
当上帝拿走肋骨后 When God took the rib...
那里有个大洞 He left a big hole there...
本来那里该有东西的 a place where there used to be something.
那东西却成为女人的了 And the women have that.
也许 Now maybe...
只是也许 just maybe...
一个男人不能算是完全的 作为一个男人 a man isn't complete as a man...
需要一个女人 without a woman.
为什么男人需要.... Why would a man need...
需要的女人不只一个？ more than one woman?
我不知道 I don't know.
也许是因为怕死 Maybe because he fears death.
这就是了 这就是原因 That's it. That's the reason.
我不知道！ I don't know!
谢谢你 给我答案 Thank you for answering my question.
你好，卡斯托里尼先生 Hello, Mr. Castorini.
-你上哪儿去了？ -我不知道 - Where you been? - I don't know, Rose.
我不知道我去过哪 或现在要去哪 I don't know where I've been or where I'm going.
行吗？ All right?
你该张开你的眼睛 You should have your eyes open.
-我的眼睛是张开的 -是吗？ - I have my eyes open. - Yeah?
待在家附近 别去长途旅行了 Stick around. Don't go on any long trips.
我不懂你是什么意思 I don't know what you mean.
我知道你不懂 这就是重点 I know you don't. That's the point.
-我不会再说了 -你什么都没说 - I'll say no more. - You haven't said anything.
我就是我的意思 And that's all I'm saying.
-寇斯摩 -什么？ - Cosmo. - What?
我要你知道 I just want you to know...
不管你做什么 你都会死 no matter what you do, you're gonna die just like everybody else.
-谢谢你，罗丝 -不客气 - Thank you, Rose. - You're welcome.
我要去睡了 I'm going to bed now.
-我要走了 -很好 - I'm going. - Good.
他不喜欢你 但谢谢你回答我的问题 He doesn't like you, but thank you for answering my question.
-你不知道洛莉塔在哪？ -不知道 - You don't know where Loretta is? - No idea.
能不能请你告诉她 我明天早上再来？ Mrs. Castorini, will you tell Loretta that I'll come by in the morning?
我们得谈谈 We need to talk.
-好，我会告诉她 -谢谢你 - Okay, I'll tell her. - Thank you.
小心！这是个老房子！ Watch it. The house.
-你发生什么事？ -我不知道从何说起 - What the hell happened to you? - I really don't know where to start.
-你的发型不一样了 -妈，一切都变了 - Your hair's different. - Ma, everything is different.
-你喝醉了吗？ -没有，你呢？ - Are you drunk? - No, are you drunk?
没已，但有点宿醉 No, but I have a hangover.
-爸呢？ -楼上 - Where's Pop? - Upstairs.
强尼昨晚来过 Johnny Cammareri showed up last night.
-什么？他在西西里 -他不在那边了 - What? He's in Sicily. - No more he's not.
-他跟他临终的妈妈在一起 -她康复了 - He's with his dying mother in Sicily. - She recovered.
-她快死了 -是个奇迹 - She was dying. - It was a miracle.
都什么时代了 不可能有什么奇迹 This is modern times. There ain't supposed to be miracles no more.
西西里大概赶不上时代了 I guess it ain't modern times in Sicily.
他直接从机场过来 想要找你谈 He came right from the airport to talk to you.
你脖子上有吻痕 You got a love bite on your neck.
他今天早上会再来 你怎么了？ He's coming back this morning. What's the matter with you?
你的一生都冲到马桶了！ Your life's going down the toilet!
-用粉遮起来！ -好 - Cover up that thing! Put makeup on! - All right!
妈，好了！ 但你要帮我！ Ma, okay, fine! But you got to help me!
快！老天！ - Hurry up! - Oh, my God.
你去开门 You get it.
去开门，妈妈 Answer the door! Mother?
洛莉塔在家吗？ Hi. Is Loretta home?
进来 Come on in.
不是强尼！ It's not Johnny!
-强尼在吗？ -不，但他马上就到 - Is Johnny here? - No, but he's coming.
很好 我们把事情摊开来说 Good. We can get this out on the table.
我是龙尼 强尼的弟弟 Hi, I'm Ronny, Johnny's brother.
我是罗丝 I'm Rose Castorini.
-你好 -你好 - It's nice to meet you. - It's nice to meet you.
你脖子上有吻痕 Got a love bite on your neck.
-你妈康复了 -很好 - Your mother's recovered from death. - Good.
-我们并不亲，我也不算很感动 -你得走 - We're not close. I'm not really moved. - You gotta get outta here.
-我来这见家人的 -真的，你得离开 - I'm here to meet the family. - Really, you gotta get outta here.
有人要燕麦粥吗？ Anyone want some oatmeal?
-没有 -有 - No, Ma. - Yes, Mrs. Castorini.
-我想吃点燕麦粥 -不，我们不想吃燕麦粥 - I would love some oatmeal. - No, we don't want any oatmeal!
-外套脱下，坐下 -妈！什么？这是… - Take your coat off. Sit down. - Ma! What? This is a--
-谢谢，妈 -不客气 - Thanks, Ma. - You're welcome.
寇斯摩，这是龙尼 强尼的弟弟 Cosmo, this is Ronny, Johnny's brother.
你好 It's very good to meet you.
我有个预感 这一定会很好吃 I have a feeling this is going to be just delicious.
-你是强尼的弟弟？ -是的 - You're Johnny's brother? - Yeah.
-别这样看我 -你好，爸 - Don't look at me like that. - Hi, Pop.
爸，怎么了？ What's the matter, Pop?
我老了 I am old.
老了就没人要了 The old are not wanted.
连说话也没有份量 And if they say it, they have no weight.
但，儿子，我一定要说 But, my son, I must speak.
你一定要替你女儿 出婚礼的钱 You must pay for the wedding of your only daughter.
你的傲慢毁了你的家庭 You break your house through pride.
就这样 我说完了 There. I've said it.
没关系，爸 It's okay, Pop.
如果她结婚 我会出钱 If she gets married, I'll pay for the whole thing.
这才像话 Now you talking.
我们吃吧 Let's eat.
我是不是个好老婆？ - Have I been a good wife? - Yeah.
我要你别再跟她来往 I want you to stop seeing her.
然后去告解 And go to confession.
男人总有一天会发现 他的生活建筑在虚无上面 A man understands one day that his life is built on nothing...
可真是够坏，够疯的一天 and that's a bad, crazy day.
你的生活 不是建筑在虚无上 Your life is not built on nothing.
-是强尼，我去开 -我去开 - It's Johnny. I'll get it. - I'll get it.
-我想我该告诉他 -我来告诉他 - I think I should tell him. - I'll tell him.
我要告诉他什么？告诉他实话 - What am I gonna tell him? - Tell him the truth.
-他们总是会知道的 -你说的对，爸 - They find out anyway. - You're right, Pop.
你们怎么不在店里头？ Why aren't you at the store?
你有没有什么话 要告诉我们？ Do you have something you want to tell us?
我刚从银行回来 We just come from the bank.
是吗？ Yeah?
老天！银行！ 我忘记存钱了！ My God! The bank! I forgot to make the deposit!
-她还有拿着那些钱！ -我就知道！ - She's got it! - I knew she had it!
-我们不知道该怎么想 -我忘了！ - We didn't know what to think. - I forgot!
昨天真的很奇怪 It was so weird yesterday.
-我知道，对不起 -我们去银行却发现没存款 - I know. I'm sorry. - Then we went to the bank and no bag.
-我们从没怀疑过你 -有人要咖啡吗？ - We never suspected you. - Would anyone like some coffee?
-好 -不错 - Yes, coffee. - That's a good idea.
-这是怎么回事？ -等会儿再告诉你 - What's with this? - I'll tell you later.
-我忘记存钱了 -坐下，喝点咖啡 - I forgot to make their deposit. - Here, sit down. Have some coffee.
-我们在干嘛？ -等强尼 - So what are we doing? - Waiting for Johnny Cammareri.
-我是龙尼 -强尼的弟弟 - My name's Ronny. - Johnny's brother.
你好 我是丽塔 Nice to meet you. I'm Rita Cappomaggi.
-你好 -雷蒙，罗丝的弟弟 - Hi. - Raymond Cappomaggi, Rose's brother.
说个笑话吧 Someone tell a joke.
我来开门 I'll get it.
我以为强尼在巴勒摩 I thought Johnny was in Palermo.
是强尼 It's Johnny Cammareri.
-你来跟我谈和的吗？ -是的 - Have you come to make peace with me? - Yes.
但你可能不会想要 But you may not want to.
我当然要 Ronny, of course I want to.
你妈不是快死了 是怎么康复的？ But, Johnny, your mother was dying. How did she recover?
我告诉她我们订婚的事 她马上好起来 I told my mother we were to be married, and she got well right away.
-我确定她就是这样好的 -真是个奇迹 - I'm sure she did. - It was a miracle.
-感谢上帝 -太好了 - Thank God. - Yeah.
-我有话要告诉你 -我也有话要告诉你 - I have something I have to tell you. - And I have something to tell you...
-但我单独跟你说 -我需要家人跟我一起 - but I must talk to you alone. - I need my family around me now.
-我不能跟你结婚 -什么？ - I can't marry you. - What?
如果我娶你 我妈会死 If I marry you, my mother will die.
你胡说什么？ 我们已经订婚了 What the hell are you talking about? We're engaged.
-你说什么？ -我说的是承诺 - What are you talking about? - I'm talking about a promise.
-他跟我求过婚！ -因为我妈快死了 - He proposed! - Because my mother was dying.
现在她没死！ Now she's not!
你42岁 她还在控制你的生活 You're 42 years old. She's still running your life.
你是她的儿子 却不爱她 You are a son who doesn't love his mother!
你是个大骗子！ 我手上有戒指 You are a big liar! Because I have a ring right here.
-我得要回来 -好了，婚约取消 - I must ask for that back. - All right, the engagement is off.
-有一天你会发现这样最好 -有一天你会发现你会死掉 - In time you will see this is best. - In time you'll drop dead...
我会穿红衣服 去参加你的丧礼！ and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress!
-什么？ -你愿意嫁给我吗？ What?
什么？ Will you marry me?
戒指呢？ - What? - Where's the ring?
我能借一下戒指吗？ Can I borrow that ring?
谢谢 Thanks.
你愿意嫁给我吗？ Will you marry me?
愿意，在大家的见证下 我愿意嫁给你 Yes, Ronny. In front of all these people, I'll marry you.
-你爱他吗？ -我很爱他 - Do you love him, Loretta? - Ma, I love him awful.
天啊，真糟糕 God, that's too bad.
她爱我 She loves me.
怎么了，爸？ What's the matter, Pop?
我搞糊涂了 I'm confused.
敬洛莉塔和龙尼 To Loretta and Ronny!
来！ Come on. There.
-你弟在这里… -我不要 - Your brother is here and you're-- - I don't want any.
你也是这家的一份子 你不知道吗？ You're part of the family. Don't you realize?
来 Come on, please.
各位，来 干杯 Everybody, come on. Glass in hand.
敬这个家庭！ To the family!
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